Don't fix it unless it's well and truly broken

 

Interesting fixes! Seatbelt broken?  I can fix that! New TV too big for the old cabinet?  I can fix that! Electrical problem?  I can fix that! Car stereo stolen?  I can fix that!  Bookshelf cracking under the weight?  I can fix that! Can't afford a real GPS?  I can fix that! No ice chest?  I can fix that!   Can't read the ATM screen?  I can fix that! Car imported from the wrong country?  I can fix that! Satellite go out in the rain?  I can fix that! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?  I fixed that. Wiper motor burned out?  I can fix that! WTF? Display rack falling over?  I can fix that!   Exhaust pipe dragging?  I can fix that! Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?  I can fix that! Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!